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CAST OF CHARACTERS

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Book, words, and music copyright 1988 by Daniel E. Biemer

 

CAST OF CHARACTERS

(IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE)

 THE NARRATOR

A disembodied voice with an echo chamber straight from a "B" movie, he is entrusted with trying to maintain a plot at all costs. As a disembodied voice, he never physically appears on stage (even during his song), and this upsets him somewhat.

MISS FILLYFADDLE

The prissy matron of Miss Fillyfaddle's School for Girls, she is everything a boy might dread in a teacher.

THE GALS

DEBBIE, SUSIE, and MARGIE (and optionally BARBIE, CLARISSA, and JANE as well), are the sweet young students of Miss Fillyfaddle's school. Their main concern is that they hardly ever get to meet boys.

ASTRO

Astro starts out as an evil Martian general, but undergoes a strange transformation when he meets the lovely Stella Starbeam.

THE GREEN THINGS

X, Y, and Z (and optionally P, D, and Q as well), are the GREEN THINGS FROM MARS, their minds filled with lust and mischief.

RICK COSMOS

Rick is the Hero, manly in every way. There is nothing more to be said. He has appeared in comic books, movies, and novels, and stars in his own video game.

STELLA STARBEAM JONES

The world's most beautiful girl and heroine of the story is in real life Tommy's sister, a young woman who still lives with her family on a farm in Iowa, works at the school she graduated from, and dreams of escape.

TOMMY JONES

The world's most maladjusted youth, Tommy is a young adolescent who loses his boredom in endless games of "Space Blasters" at the local arcade. He reads comic books, watches old Sci-Fi movies on cable, and looks longingly at the stars on M.T.V.

MRS JONES

The world's most boring mother, the deadpan Mrs. Jones is Tommy's idea of just how dull country life can be. She never calls her husband by the same name twice.

MR JONES

The world's most boring father, the deadpan Mr. Jones is possibly even duller. He never calls his wife by the same name twice.

DR JULIUS FIZZENZAP

The world's most brilliant scientist, Dr. Fizzenzap is the neat mad scientist friend every boy would like to have. Somehow he has chosen to do his great work at Miss Fillyfaddle's school.

DECOY

A pheromone-doused android created by the Green Things specifically to lead Rick astray. They never guessed that their mechanical device would develop a mind of her own.

THE GRAND HIGH MUCK-MUCK OF MARS

The Evil One himself, the Grand High Muck-Muck is the unchallenged leader of the Green Things, and in the eyes of Tommy Jones the baddest being in the galaxy.